Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Putting The Damage On

Where's Judge Judy when I need her?

I'm filing suit against L'Oreal for their trashy Double Extend Beauty Tubes Lash Extension Effect Mascara cuz it is the worst mascara I have ever purchased in my entire life! You wanna know what makes a beauty product super sick? When it damages the goods, people! This unholy spackle actually broke off the long luscious lashes I did have when I tried to remove it. So now I'm left with uneven fringe that even a prompt return to the good stuff can't remedy.


By the way, the good stuff? That'd be DÉFINICILS - High Definition Mascara by La La La La La La Lancôme. The same peeps that make L'OreHELL. Now how the hell does that work?!?!